"Men are like rivers: they often end up in several beds." "Some girls like the tough guy. The problem is often he's tough everywhere except for where he should be." "Love is a great drug: the problem is the side affects." "Both marriage and divorce can be a pain in the ass, but the latter is more limited over time." "If the first husband is a problem, the second one is a problem, and the third one too, then the mother-in-law is the mother of all problems." Dear boy, you hurt me, but I don't hate you. I love you despite everything, because when we met the only thing that mattered was the two of us: the two-timed and the two-timer. I know that even if you look like a god, you are just a sucker, but I also know, as I wrote, that a sucker like me will never become a lesbian: she will always be attracted by the opposite sucker.Since you helped me a lot lose my mind, I dedicate these "afoolisms" to you, wishing that one day you'll be a little more grown, not only in terms of age. I am looking forward to cheating from you, Elisabeth.