"Voting is no different than televoting: only the TV is missing." "The most virile man is the boss of a political party: he has nuts under him." "On talk shows, politicians are liars out of necessity: if they try to say what they think, there would be an awkward silence." "Populists claim that mafia doesn't exist. Mobsters agree." "When people's balls are busted, they demand a politician with the balls. The problem is the basic product is currently unavailable: we only have the balls." "Being a windbag gives the politician three key advantages: going where the wind blows, climbing up high, and not being kicked in his ass by the electors." "Populists say that the Parliament is useless and expensive. Electors totally agree: a pub is a cheaper place to talk bullshit." By reading these "afoolisms" from "Polidicks", where the similarity with "Politics" is not a coincidence, what was only suspected is now ascertained: often people in power turn out to be stupider than those who elected them.